a husky pug daushund terrier slick met
a pomeranian poodle german shepherd bitch
brought her a stick, gave her a friendly lick.
"my families rich i see you're not yet fixed.
I can tell you're the friendly type
your hair is a mess and you smell rather ripe
I always fall for boys who are wrong for me
and you look like the wrongest that I've ever seen."

let me take you to a place I know
its a hole in the wall that i like to go
the dumpster behind the arbys in wasilla
I'll introduce you to the thriller, He's a killer!

It's well we cannot hear the screams
we make in other people's dreams

a random thought, if said aloud
may soon attract- a hostile crowd.

i met her last year at a renaissance fair
she had an A on her dress but I didn't care
she had high cheekbones and auburn hair
with a dash of middle east european flair
We drank mead till i was red in the face
she said I got stronger stuff back at my place
sure girl you can take me home
I'd love to jump your bones like they did in old Rome
let's reenact the game of thrones
and I don't mean the beheading scene
i'll be the dwarf, you can be the evil queen.

Its well we cannot hear the screams
we make in other people's dreams

a random thought
if said aloud
may soon attract- a hostile crowd.

I've a fascination with a depraved boy
like an oral fixation with a rave toy
i like the way they smell, the way they talk
The way my mom's jaw opens in shock.
I like em with tattoos all over their back
like a treasure map, like the cumberland gap
I'd shack up with you in the wood shack out back
what's that double take you took,
just because i adore you doesn't mean you're off the hook.
I hold you in high regard
as I abuse you, you loser, you lazy tub of lard.
Bring me some money, bring me some wine
and not the cheap stuff like last time!"

as you sleep your way up the corporate ladder
your lovers get bigger- and they get fatter
it's a reverse russian doll
you've come a long way girl- from the fifth avenue mall.

its possible to pick up crumbs,
by pressing on them with your thumbs

wigs and role play in strange dress
to lessen the tedium of marital congress

Its well we cannot hear the screams
we make in other people's dreams

a random thought
if said aloud
may soon attract- a hostile crowd.