1. |
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Your lover is all that I want to be
C G Amin7
You could bite me
And I would bite back
I’d be on that shit like a wild bear attack
You could shoot me and I’d even play dead
And love you absolutely from my 6 foot bed
For you I’d be chaste and faithful
Even if there no sex
I’d wait centuries for you
Or for millennia, give you head
F
You could lie back
G
And watch as civilizations crumble with
F
My head between your legs,
G Amin7
Occasionally, I’d emit a mumble
Other guys may balk at your neurotic obsessions
You scare away the flock when you pawn their possessions
But I’m addicted to your talk and those facial expressions
And the fucked up way, you hand out affection
I will go on loving you
Till the moon falls down and the sun turns blue
I will love you even when
America crumbles and the insects rise again
I will love you until
I run out of whiskey and you run out of pills
I will love you despite
The way that you treat me, every single night
I will love you because
I’m fucked up from childhood and crave cruel love
And I will love you because you see, your lover is all that I want to be
And if it suits you
If you feel like it
If it’s convenient
If it’s fashionable
If your friends approve
and if i match your shoes
And if you feel like it
You could love me?
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2. |
Dancing in the Street
02:28
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Dancing in the Street
F
You won’t find my body hanging in a tree
G
You won’t find me sobbing writing forlorn poetry
C
You won’t find me crying in the field by the slough
Ddim G7 C
I’ll be dancing in the street.
Ddim Ddim C
Happy that our love is through
I’m so glad our love is dead
It was suffocating me
I couldn’t take the pressure trying
To live up to your needs
So I’ve been playing pooh sticks
And taking naps in the sun
Offering toasts to strangers and
Hugging everyone
I’m so glad our love has expired
Its conditions and exemptions were breaking my will
I walked down college road
Walked past creamers field
And saw the geese and the swans eating bugs and said
Hey geese! Just like you, I am free!
When you fly home for the winter, won’t you please? Won’t you please take me?
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3. |
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A carnies life is a tough life
Remember that time you went berserk?
It was a disaster that day at the circus
You insist your innocent you insist you didn’t start it
But the knife throwing man has made you his target
And the chameleon man Is giving you bug eyes
And the manager is smoking cigars telling lies
At the snack stand they ran out of sweet potato fries
But they got plenty of banana cream pies and they all have your name on them
And the strong man wants you dead
And the trapeze act wants to drop you on your head
Don’t forget the words the bearded lady said
Someone has it in for you!!
and around here they all stick together like glue
If you do indeed take me to be a guru
Get out while you can if you know what’s good for you
Cuz the man with the removable eye has his eye on you
And the magician trained his rabbit and doves to spy on you
The clowns are making a racket that would anger Zeuss
But would probably put a smile on the face of Doctor Seuss
The elephants hearing couldn’t improve
The spotlight’s on you
Its time to make your move
Lets see you try it, lets see you prove it
But you can’t juggle
And you’re wearing the completely wrong pants and
Its been years and years since ballet class
You forgot how to sing,
You forgot how to sing
But the beautiful ladies can
And even the monkey can prance
I never volunteered it is all happenstance
I spent too many years in the office
My over working was my greatest fault
Why wasn’t I rolling in the grass
Practicing my somersaults
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4. |
On Monday I'm a Wreck
02:28
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On a Monday I’m a wreck
Cuz my baby don’t care for me anymore than a speck
On Tuesday its cold outside
My baby said no, she wouldn’t be my bride
On a Wednesday its pouring buckets
I asked my baby to dinner and she said fuck it
On a Thursday I’m a mess
She don’t love me no more she confessed
On a Friday the sun done set.
She said Isaac you ain’t the best I can get
On a Saturday my heart done break
She took my ring and she threw it in the lake
On a Sunday I’ll say goodnight
I got a date with the gas oven tonight
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5. |
I Can Learn a Lot
03:14
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I can learn a lot from the way she walks, when she walks away.
Cuz when my baby and I talk we don’t mean exactly what we say.
Get back in the cave baby
And get ready for when I come home
Back from slaying mammoths
Don’t give me reverse psychology
I’m too dumb for it to work on me
And playing hard to get is for
Rich and the lonely butterflies
Once I knew a guy who never cheated on his wife
But he was dead at 25
Once I knew a saint, but he was taking bribes.
My uncle bought a sports car, and never once checked the oil
Its kinda like falling in love
And slowly letting it spoil
evolutionary psychology makes us out to be selfish opportunists
as if real life is a satire by a burlesque cartoonist
I heard that a butterfly is crippled forever
If your finger oils get on his wings
And if you make love to an insecure girl
She might never talk to you again
I heard that a butterfly is crippled forever
If your finger oils get on his wings
And if you make love to an insecure boy
he might never talk to you again
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6. |
Cabin Fever
03:19
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My groceries froze in the back of my car
I tried to hitchhike to anchor-town didn’t get too far
And that theatre chick bitch wont return my calls
If I don’t get some release I’m going to kick down some walls
I got cabin fever and a nasty case of blue balls
I don’t have scarlet fever oh no
And I don’t have typhoid fever oh no
I got cabin fever girl and you will be my cure
So her advances turned out to be imagined in my head
I guess I don’t know proper threesome etiquette
I got cabin fever, hand me a moist towlette.
Well I will forgive your anhedonia
If you’ll pardon my saliromania
Ive got, cabin fever and schadenfreude
I don’t have mambo fever that’s fo sure
And I don’t have disco fever that’s fo sure!
I got cabin fever, be my thermometer
I don’t have banana fever that’s for sure
I don’t have peach strawberry, nectarine plum watermelon, orange , apple, starfruit fever
I have cabin fever, be my food processor.
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7. |
Leave Me Alone
03:11
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Leave Me Alone
D
Leave me alone,
Bmin
Won’t you leave me alone?
G F#
There is nothing but disdain for you in my heart
Leave me alone,
Please leave me alone
I detest you, I deplore you I demand you depart
G
Please go away
F#
Before you wake father
D
You know we’re just throwing your letters away
F#
He won’t let you marry me so why do you bother?
I’m also getting tired of the pebbles at my window
Why won’t you just let me sleep
I don’t think that you are a hopeless romantic
I just think you are a creep.
Please go away
Before you wake my husband
He knows that it’s you whose been making those phone calls
I should tell you he throws out the flowers you send
And I turn off the radio when you dedicate me songs
I don’t think that it’s a sweet gesture
I just think your stubborn and wrong
Please go away.
Before you wake the warden
I’m not allowed visitors since they caught you last time
Quit sending implements to use for escape
They are getting me in hot water
Quit sending cigarettes to barter with inmates
They’re jealous and just beat me harder
Leave me alone
Wont you leave me alone?
There is nothing but disdain for you in my heart
Leave me alone,
Please leave me alone
I detest you, I deplore you I demand you depart
Why did he go away?
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8. |
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The ballad of Maggie Mcgris
When I’ve had his many drinks my boys
My mind always turns to the lost memories
Of my home town and the first girl I kissed
A bonnie wee lass name of Maggie McGris
She liked to take off her clothes
You just can’t stay mad at a woman like that
When she wore them, she wore charming clothes
But with assets like those..
She enjoyed modeling and strutting her stuff, that’s a fact many can attest
But those would agree when the clothes were let free, that’s when her stuff looked its best
But she’s saving herself for me, I’d say
Shes saving herself for me
For whan I return from my trip off at sea
She’s saving that special gift, I’d say
For her true love that sat with her under the aspen. Talkin and dreamin and courtin and laughin.
Now a lass looks like that just cheers everyone up
The men of the town would all ogle like pups
She was determined, to rise bove the vermin
She needed to raise some cash that was clar
And of certain aspects she’d plenty to share.
She’d pose for the artists on vickerman street
She’d pose for the cameraman from up north a beet
She posed for the tourists when they’d come to town
All dolled op and show’n the things off they bought
Waving her arms like she’s putting out a house fire
I seen um wave arms but I ain’t seen it finer!
She made out with lit students from oer the valley
She made out with barhops, for whip its and valium
She made out with lawyers whose pockets dripped money
She made out with sailors whose clothing smelled funny
But she’s saving herself for me, I’d say
She’s saving herself for me
For whan I return from my trip off at sea
She’s saving that special gift, I’d say
For her true love that holds a lock of her hair.
She began stripping naked in seedy cafes
Where the patrons all wore moustaches and berets
She shacked up with a pimp in from pacedena
She’s taken up dealing a substance the kids call tina
I never minded the things that she did
For our plan since we were kids
Was to save that money up for a farmhouse home
And raise little model/stripper/drug dealers of our own
She sold drugs to gangsters who wore fancy shoes
She sold drugs to musicians who drank bootleg booze
She sold drugs to surfers in from the west coast
She sold drugs to right wing radio show hosts
Sometimes I’d wonder if shed ever falter
If her determination ever wandered
But I’d quickly banish such thoughts from my mind
With a glance at her lock of hair so fine
But she’s saving herself for me. She said.
She’s saving herself for me
For whan I return from my trip off at sea
She’s saving that special gift, she said
For her true love that remembers the way she smiled when she was but a little gurl.
I donna know what has happened to her since
Of the money she earned
I’ve never received a pence
But I’ve still got a drawing I made once of her
And I’ve still got this lock of her hair
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9. |
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My lover is serving hard time
They say he killed a woman named Ruth
What was he doing at her house that night?
I don’t want to know… know the truth
I’m going to bust my lover out tonight
I stole my uncle's gun from the drawer
We will run by moonlight
To my hideout in… the moor
And if someone has to die
So that we can get away
I pray his soul will swiftly go
And leave us to our sinning ways
I cant bear to think of him
Locked up alone in there
They say he killed a woman
Maybe he did, but I don’t care
Some folks think he’s a monster
So he’s not welcome in town
It’s true he has his moments,
But I know how to calm him down
And if someone has to die
Cuz he saw us kill that other guy
I pray to the lord his soul will go
And continue being a security guard, somewhere in the sky
Leave us alone
You angry ghost
We are sorry you were in the wrong place
You know it wasn’t personal.
You just got in the way.
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10. |
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Unique like the lilting shuffle of the bereaved
It takes a certain kind of binoculars
To see it as naïve
A smile that wide is good for business
You can discontinue any time you like
I’m not finished
The ghosts are complaining louder than usual
There’s no water from the tap
The hired help won’t get here until Tuesday
So you’ll just have to go around back
Here’s a couple dollars in my pocket,
Might as well let them go
Could pick up a couple comics
But I’m an adult now, should be responsible
There’s a creaking in the rafters
This old schoolhouse is falling apart
They are coming by raft, they are coming by sea!
There’s one now! Look at his fancy shirt
Who the hell are you? And who taught you how to lie?
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11. |
I don't mean to brag
03:04
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G7 C
Pour yourself a drink, mister
G7 C
I like the way you think, sister
F
I don't want to brag
D E
But when you realize you’d be better off with me
C
You’ll be a clever clever man
Relax... Lets chew the fat
Sit down awhile and chat,
I don’t want to Brag
But when you're my lover you're a lucky lucky man
Fellini! Have a martini
Is that a pistol in your pocket?
Or you just glad to see me
I don't want to sound coy
But with your hair messed up you are a charming charming boy
I’m your muse I’m your tease
I’m your pretty pretty please
I’m your plan, I’m your ploy
I’m your dainty little toy
I’m your ruse, I’m your doll
Do whatever at all you
Want with me
YOU WANT ME.
You just don't know it yet
G7 C
I’ve been thinking brother
G7 C
And I’ve been drinking. Another.
G7 C
Your time would be better spent writing me arias
G7 C
I inspire the greatest poetry
F
And I don't want to sound overconfident
D E
But your song will be magnificent if you’d sing it to
C
me
Am I cursed to warm this barstool all night
While you get turned down by every girl in sight
You wander pathetically
I wonder slightly earnestly
But how long will it take
Before you notice me?
Why the long frown
Did some girl turn your aquarium upside down?
Your floppin on the floor like a fish
You want me to save you,
HA
You wish
You turned the other way excessively
You shouldn't have chosen her over me
I don't want to brag
But since you lost me you've been a sorry sorry man
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12. |
A Cautionary Tale
03:03
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Two boys in the street
Names Peter and Steve
A drifter who paused and coughed
Ran out in the street for to retrieve a parcel of something he dropped
They followed him for a stretch of two blocks
Shouting Hey mister! Here’s something you missed!
startled to find he’d been trampled by an ox
Pulling a tractor who’s driver was tight.
Fleeing the scene they past a latrine,
A potted cactus and a hawk
They found in their boon
A needle and spoon
But mostly a substance of chalk.
An aged troubadour head teeming with lice
Was quick to hand out sage seeming advice
“Do not partake, That stuff is vile
The tears of a crocodile
Will have more legitimacy than you
When with that white powder you are through.
That substance will endlessly distract
You from your commonplace books and studies
And serve to further detract you from your lover and her buddies.”
He wandered away with a stench of decay
Said Steve “his advice was certainly grim.
And it was so specific, I think its implicit
That those events happened to him!”
One boy listened to the old man’s words,
He refrained from snorting the powder
Around the world, throngs of young girls shout:
“Louder peter louder!”
The other enjoyed it quite a bit
and found that within the week
when his supplies were running low,
his constitution and poise were weak.
His addiction compounded until he had stolen
Six tea sets and an old moppet
His parents, investors were disgraced to hear he had sold them at such a low profit.
Though peter continued to riches and fame,
His success it never subsided…
Morticians were baffled and stumped for a name
When his brother and a taxi collided.
fin
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13. |
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peace and love and royalty checks and abandoning your children
drinking and drugs and alimony payments and kicking your friends in the head
if you are going to do drugs, you should do them when you are a child
adults are too depressed and jaded
to just let go and be wild
anxiety will ruin your good time
when your a grown up with a closed lid
so don't do drugs
don't do drugs
but if you are going to do drugs anyway
you should do them when you are a kid
before my friends were ever sneaking beers or buying weed
I was researching drugs at the public library
I didn't have any connections and I didn't know what drugs looked
like but I knew I wanted to try them
I didn't know what they did but only that they were somehow involved in making music
and I wanted so badly to be involved in making music
so I am a perfect example of why a conservative might wish to censor public libraries
as Plato said “we should keep our kids from reading myths for they may commit the crimes our old heroes did and then expect to be treated as kings- “
but the point is that I was curious about my favorite musical group
I they were called the Beatles and perhaps you've heard of them
wondered was there anything interesting that they did in their lives that could explain the strange and beautiful music they made and was there anything that I could do to be at least a small bit like them?
I read that a man named Bob Dylan turned them on to grass and then they recorded Rubber Soul, they even smoked week one day before meeting the queen! And a man who was a dentist turned them on to LSD without their knowledge he just thought it would be fun to give the Beatles LSD and so gave it to three of them and George wrote Dr. Robert.
The paradoxical thing is that though thousands probably tried drugs not just as the Beatle's did but expressly because - John Lennon urged his fans to not do drugs just because he do them, be your own person he said and do drugs or don't do drugs, but don't do them because the Beatles do them.
he wrote tomorrow never knows about the experience of being on LSD with lyrics lifted from the Tibetan book of the dead as Timothy Leary endorsed the youth to turn on tune in and drop out
if your idols did drugs and made art and died
resist the temptation to imitate your idols
make art yes make art and live
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14. |
revolution in the morn
04:09
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C Cmaj7 C7
Sleep tight gentle souls, sleep tight
Amin7 F
You do not suspect, you cannot suspect
Tonight resolution and the norm
But revolution in the morn.
My manifesto shall not be for naught
And the trials I endured shall not be forgot
With my only confidant being myself
It’s not a conspiracy, if I don’t tell anyone one else.
If you are hearing this song
you know i died alone but i wont be alone long
My actions will inspire others and they will rise up as if they’re my brothers
If I am a martyr for my cause
My constituents will be able to cope with the loss
And rally around my grave
After some inspiring words
By my former slave
I will leave all my riches to him
Except the library and the documents in the wings
Its not like he could read anyway
Plebeians can’t appreciate nice things
Tonight, serenity and calm
Tonight amenities and soothing balms
Tonight repetition and respite
Tomorrow restitution and justice
My weapons are loaded
They will be sorry they gloated
Revenge will be mine
Vengeance will be sweet
When the stars align I can rest my weary feet
They forgot about me
But this is my fate
They underestimated me
It will be the last underestimation they make.
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15. |
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I've been doing this music thing for years
but still have yet to make money
but I've got this kooky business card
but the address sure is funny.
It calls for an incantation, candles and pentagrams
"what kind of business is this?"
I think as I sacrifice my lamb
suddenly I am in waiting room,
uninspired suckers reading ancient periodicals
“are we anticipating doom? or what” I ask? laughter methodical
I'm finally buzzed in after waiting for eternity
a bearded goat-like man sits behind a brimstone desk
he shook his head while looking over my portfolio
I admit....
it was a mess.
"I can se you need my services, monsieur
I stand behind my work and it wont cost you an arm
or leg he said and handed me the contract
then whistled an arcane tune
I perused it, genuflected, pretending I could read the runes.
“I have a few questions, devil,
where's the forked road
where's the moon?
and I must admit I am nervous about the surgery”
he laughed out loud, “we have upgraded,
no old fashioned moonlight rendezvous
the procedure is painless, there's no need for anxiety
first we open up your chest
and cut your soul in twain
and you shall have fat beats my friend, but not a complete soul
again”
some desire power, others technique in the sheets
me, i sold my soul to learn to program beats.
though I couldn't forgive myself for what that dastardly sin
I found myself digging in the waste bin
I again need to consult my accomplice
the beats were satisfying but they wouldn't suffice
begrudgingly again, I put the candle on the floor
roll my eyes, heave a sigh ,"devil I require more!"
I was teleported in a manner defying science
we were in a burger joint, he the flipper I the client
devil I said quickly, you must think me quite a jerk
considering our history to bother you here at work.
I do not mind at all, I was expecting you, you know
your the type who is hard to please, always expecting more.
I love the beats you gave me they are fat , they are tight
I try to set lyrics to them and but do not come out right
I try to be an ill mc but daren't even speak
my poetic muse is shriveled, my verbosity is weak
"Back for seconds?" then he laughed his voice it made me tingle
"One order sick rhymes coming up!"
I added, "Extra pickle!"
"This meal will satisfy you, I guarantee it will,
but before you leave, there is of course, the issue of my bill.
Rhymes like these , they don't come cheap
I trust you still possess? half a wilted jilted soul
inside your pounding chest?”
what have I done what have I done?
how could I be so greedy!!!!
Didn't I read my Goethe?
others request riches to share with their progeny: me I sold my sold to be a witty mc!
if it doesn't bring me prestige
and doesn't make me rich
at least I have a story with
to entertain grandkids
“did you hear Granpa's story?”
“yeah, he is so full of pills
if he had sold his soul for beats and rhymes
you'd think they would have been ill.”
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16. |
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Its hard to be your lover when your lover is around
E7 F
at first I was enamored by your mystery
Dm Cmaj7
and charmed by the way you took me for granted
i adored the way you’d expect me
to roll at a moments notice
E7 F
our current situation is less amiable I've found
Dm G7
its hard to be your lover
G7 C
when your lover is around
Does this contradiction seem odd?
its not that I don’t enjoy being your whore
but you seem to think your taller than god
and that’s the facade I abhor
I cant be the confidant seducer
with whom you fell in love
when my sanity is coming unwound
its hard to be your lover
when your lover is around
E7
your going to have to start treating me nicer
Am/G (no 5th)
if our moon light rendezvous are to continue
I've been pining since September
Am/G (no 5th) F#dim
I'm not just another in your retinue
Am/G (no 5th) F#dim
I'm no ingenue
F Gb7 G7
I can be a tiger too
Why must she be in the way?
I'm coming to detest this incestuous soirée
its novelty is wearing thin, its tacky and drab and i find it cliché
why must I be the secret one?
This masquerade ball is losing its charm
the illusion has faded and i see your flaws
and I love them too!
I'm nervous every night dreading we will be found
you see its hard to be your lover
its hard to be your lover
when your lover is around.
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17. |
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Dmin Amin Dmin Amin
I heard she's a man eater (watch out boy, she’ll chew you up)
but what does that really mean?
who are we to judge what goes on between 2 consenting adults
maybe I'd really like it, if she were to eat me?
F Amin
no body likes a star fucker
F E
everybody likes a star
F Amin
so please don't think that i am a star fucker
F F#dim Bb Bb#dim
but can i tell you how cool i think you are?
it doesn't mean i want to sleep with you
although, of course, i do
I hear your a selfish narcissist queen
but iI was hoping a little bit of your specialness would rub off on me?
I drove all the way to Seattle to see your show
I drove so far
I slept in my car
I slept in my clothes
I slept alone
I heard he's a manslut
but does he deserve that reputation?
He’s broken up a few marriages, and fucked a chorus line
he's become a running gag, he’s become an institution
at the mention of his name, furious boyfriends demand retribution
I heard she's a nymphomaniac
and Bukowski warns that that’s rough
maybe she was a nymphomaniac for you
but for me, not nearly maniacal enough
no body likes a star fucker
except for 5 minutes the star
then they become repulsed, like everybody else
and drive away fast in their fancy car
I hear he’s a rock star
and leaves illegitimate children all over the country
who will grow to have rock star dreams of their own
and some may find success like jeff buckley or norah jones?
and others will be forever
living in their father's shadow, proof of a love affair
between a rock star and a commoner
Nobody likes a starfucker
Everybody likes a star
So maybe I am a starfucker
But can you blame me for being attracted to the talented and the popular?
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18. |
Sorry Dad
06:26
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Let me tell you a story
Of a successful man
And the young ruffian who called him dad
It doesn’t end the way he had hoped
But it doesn’t have to end sad
He heard his son would be a great political leader
And failing that would be a great religious leader
But he wanted him to follow in his footsteps
So he tried to influence the future
By keeping his son from ever seeing the truth
The pain and the suffering of life
Kept him locked away in the palace all day
Provided him with riches,
Provided him with a beautiful wife
Thanks a lot dad for putting me in my place
Thanks a lot dad, for trying to control my fate
Thanks a lot dad for keeping me from pain
Hate to break it to you dad, your efforts were in vain
Siddhartha went away when he saw a sick man on the stoop
He left his wife and he left his little baby
To find himself out in the woods
His life had been a lie but he was opening his eyes… yeah.
Thank you dad for your efforts
Thank you for your meat
Thank you for your wine
Thank you dad, your clinging shows you love me
But sorry dad, it was such a waste of time
Everywhere he went he saw animals eating each other
The world seemed so hopeless and cruel
In the cycle of rebirth he saw he was a tiny cog
He spent some time with the animals, he spent some time
Sitting on a log
Prayed for the relief of suffering for all living things
That had ever been born
That were yet to be born
Sorry dad, if I wasn’t what you thought I’d be
Sorry dad, but I just gotta be me
I hope you see, I forgive you for lying
I appreciate you trying
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