Damn you Damn you damn you romance number 1
we spent lazy days cavorting in the sun
you were so easy going you let me boss you around
how was I to know my lifestyle was dragging you into the ground?
When you left you said I was a selfish bore and was no fun
damn you damn you damn you romance number 1

damn you damn you damn you romance number 2
I was a fool to think any other would act the way you do
when i was with you, my heart just grew and grew
i gave all i had and that was a lot
but then you left abruptly and the world went to pot
everything after your hair smells like poo
you took the sunshine with you
when you left you said "You'll never love another, the only one you love is you"
damn you damn you damn you romance number 1

Damn you Damn you Damn you romance number 3
When i met you i was broke and your parents hated me
our chemistry was incredible, I followed where you led
you'd tie me up for days and never let me leave your bed
your walk was like poetry
your ass was like ice cream
I spent all my time with you when I had other places I was supposed to be
and when you left you said "you'll never find another half as fun as me."
damn you damn you damn you romance number 3

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damn you damn you damn you romance number 4
maybe in a cafe or on a foreign shore
You are some future woman who has yet to light my flame
i haven't met you yet, but no doubt I'll have cause to complain
you'll leave me like the others did, sobbing on the floor
I'll never learn my lesson, i'll never even the score
If I had all the tea in china I would want a little more
damn you damn you damn you 
damn you damn you damn you 
damn you damn you damn you romance number 4