alternate title "Shaggy meets his doom." Thanks to the Fairbanks Pub League.
lyrics
why do we way our imagination got away with us
its like it holds us hostage I can't slow down the bus
i can't relax, i can't believe facts
and i don't dare try and trust
Why do we say the phrase it worked like a dream
is that what it's like for other folks?
my nightmares don't have any practicality
but some times they do give me nonsensical jokes
What is your Dream job?
I don't dream about labor not to come off as a snob
but in my ideal scenario: i'm not getting robbed.
My dreams are where I can eat
and take as many crazy drugs as I please
you're all invited to wear silly costumes to my wake
eat unhealthy food and frolic just for frivolity's sake
don't get caught Have a drop
its only a gram, its only a drachm
This outdated glam
It a total sham
those glamorous stills
They still gives me chills
Don’t let them catch you quick
here Swallow these pills
Its only a morsel
Just a thread from the fringe
Don’t come unhinged
just a pinch, just a tinge
Just a sniff of the stuff
Is enough to transform you
Its powerful stuff!
Made a huge impression on me as a kid
Its the runaway Id
Its shocking and scary
a release valve for our anxiety
Catharsis a sparse sip of black comedy.
The beast is transformed
He’s forded the river
He’s coming ashore
There’s a scratch on the floor
There’s a knock on the door
Behind the pillar is hiding the killer
inhaling the vapors
The gumshoe capers
Have you heard the good word? I feel totally cured
you can be assured Its the ego unmoored!
So my devil girl and I are goin steady
she takes an eternity to get ready
gotta wait with her family in the study
and they're all wearing matching hoodies
and I half expect kids to come asking for goodies
finally she comes down the stairs
with a long black dress
and snakes in her hair
they all start to chant while they lower the curtains
aren't we going out though? i made reservations
they light some candles aw that's sweet...oh wait!
You're going to sacrifice ME?
This was a honeypot? That's unexpected.
I object to your demented method
ok guys, this isn't funny
you couldn't get the same effect with a goat or a bunny?
thought I was just puttin' together some rhymes
i didn't know i was in a horror film this whole time
I also played keyboards and helped write these songs: I am super proud of thePaper Scissors albums, each have their own strengths and weaknesses, but Craig did an awesome job mixing. Isaac Paris